do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad
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this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
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White-throated Magpie-jay (Calocitta formosa)
… is a large species of jay found throughout Central America. Like other corvids the white-throated magpie-jay is an omnivore and feeds on a wide range of items ranging from: insects, reptiles, fruit, eggs, nestlings and seeds. Like other jays the white-throated magpie-jay is very noisy and sociable and is often found in flocks that are known to mob potential observers.
Phylogeny
Animalia-Chordata-Aves-Passeriformes-Corvidae-Calocitta-formosa
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M.Lambertoni(aka Madagascar lambertons tarantula)
This is my prized little girl(at about 6 inches), she’s an extremely rare tarantula that I got for next to nothing because she was nearly dead. I’ve now nursed her to health and plan on breeding her in the near future.
holy cow
“what’s your ideal type of man?”
“crying and bleeding from the mouth.”
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What to do if you find a baby bird. Many thanks to the wildlife rehabilitators who have been tirelessly fielding calls and saving birds all season.
If it’s too small, the original chart is here.
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Today, Xbox claimed they have made changes to the Xbox One, saying that our feedback matters.
Read more here.
whoops
FBHDSHAHA OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FRANTIC BACKPEDALING IN MY LIFE
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A soldier and his squirrel.
Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Be still my beating heart.
oh my god.
(Source: shangralafamilyfun.com, via mistercoventry)
